Happy Sat-Here-Day to you, Dear Reader 😀
We have a fantastic, new missive from Cade, below, for you to enjoy. Now, I don’t want to delay you from getting straight to it… I’ll just leave a couple of things for you up here – a video…
… And a patented Okie Devil ‘Mystery = SOLVED! Next!’ 😉
*Knot to give any spoilers away, Clicky, but think ‘women’s plumbing’…*
Catch you at the bottom for a Song…
*A proper Song, Clicky… /holds up hands… At the bottom! Now…Git!*
X: You can take E’s, E’s, E’s…but not O’s.
Cade: K. What about O’s and E’s?
X: O’s but not E’s.
X: AH! U have A question I see.
X: K…well, in that case you can take O’s AND E’s, but not E’s or O’.
Cade: Got it.
0: I doubt that, but we’ll C.
0: You mean…OK?
Z: 78 A?
Cade: So it would appear.
Z: 78’…good year.
Cade: Which one?
T: Don’t get smart.
Cade: Working on it.
X: You seem a shade out of sorts. What’s up?
X: Today is Thursday isn’t it?
Cade: That’s the rumor.
^Blind Side (Hybrid Soundsystem Remix)^
A: You have no clue what you are going to write about…do you.
Cade: Not that I ever do…but very perceptive of you. I got nothin’.
A: Why do you think that is? You see to be thinking quite a bit.
Cade: Dunno. Maybe it’s this nagging skin business?
A: Anything else on your mind?
Cade: It’s gone fuzzier than usual. Sorry.
A: Wanna come clean?
A: Fair enough.
^Adriatique – Bodymovin’ (Original Mix)^
So hi. Yeah…I ain’t thinking about anything in particular. Ain’t gonna spring anything nutty on Roob, like a Random Wiki or anything, but I ain’t got much.
No music on my radar.
0: Now that’s just not true.
Cade: For the most part it is.
0: Percentages. They only tell part of the story.
Cade: I’m down with that. Still doesn’t mean I have anything.
0: No need to state the obvious.
0: Several things are “on your radar”…aren’t they?
Cade: That doesn’t really mean anything. All I can do is think about them.
0: You thinking about…
Cade: Nope. I mean yeah…but no.
Cade: Nope…ain’t doing that either.
0: Making predictions? Are you afraid of being wrong?
Cade: I don’t know how to respond to that.
0: You’ve become a snoozefest.
Cade: Nothing new there.
^Saccao – It’s Over (Fabo Late Night Mix)^
I’ve been breezing around some places the last few weeks, and of course, there is now this interest in these three hurricanes that are here and there.
Q: What about Harvey?
Houston already gone off everyone’s radars in anticipation of the next big thing?
I guess the future is where it’s at, eh?
Thanks…but no thanks. I’ll bring up the rear.
Ya’ll blaze away tho. Someone’s gotta do it I guess.
^Alan Walker – Faded^
Cade: You know it is.
B: And how would I know that?
Cade: Because you asked?
B: You know…they know, that you are making all this shit up.
Cade: Some may. Some may not.
B: Maybe there’s some rhyme or reason to that. You DO tend to play your cards a shade close to the chest.
Cade: I got snot answers.
B: And if you did?
Cade: They wouldn’t be burning a hole in my pocket…that’s for sure.
Z: An ironic observation for someone who “plays their cards close to the chest” in the way that you do.
Cade: Hey…I gets no questions…I gots no answers.
Z: Does that make you feel safe?
Cade: Where’d B go?
Z: I’m not answering that.
^Hybrid – Last man standing (HD)^
There was a movie that I watched last night. It’s called City of Ember. Not bad. The puzzle aspect was pretty cool. Especially how they played it. There was an interesting image in the film towards the end. It was interesting to me, primarily, because this image showed up on my radar when shit got all kinds of sideways a few years ago.
Like, during the really really REALLY sideways portion.
That point, where shit looked as if shit was gonna get so fucking sideways, that I was gonna lose any sort of grasp on what was happening within my life. At that point tho, but when the shit REALLY hit the fan after that? For me anyway…shit got really fucking calm and started to make sense. That’s when shit got so fucking sideways, that I don’t even know how to explain it with any degree of reliability nor relatability.
I know what it means...I just can't explain it.
But yeah…an image…in that film I watched…I think I found the first instance of that image. Maybe it’s a popular one. Perhaps even well known. But not to me. Perhaps it rings a bell from my youth. I can say for certainty, that the song below got me through some long, rough, and lonely nights and days.
^Gold Panda – You^
G: Right on time.
Cade: As promised.
G: You promised to be on time?
Cade: No. Sounded good tho.
X: May I?
X: Do you realize that you just typed “Cade” without even thinking about it?
Cade: I’ve gotten that machine like, eh?
X: Maybe it’s comfort.
Cade: I’ve no idea.
^Oliver Koletzki – Arrow & Bow (Marek Hemmann Remix)^
X: What do you see there in that image above?
Cade: Something I was thinking about earlier today.
X: And what was that?
Cade: What an individual’s life looks like over the course of a lifetime on a spinning, wobbling, spinning planet from a Universal context.
X: And what did you come up with?
Cade: Something similar to that.
X: Looks like…knitting, or weaving, or something like that.
Cade: It does.
X: You think that’s how a soul is created?
Cade: It was just a thought.
X: I wonder what it looks like, like, prior to.
Cade: I dunno. It’s a lot to think about.
X: Wrote about something similar to that elsewhere recently?
^Mogwai – Take Me Somewhere Nice^
Lotta dreams over the past week or so.
I’ve been staying up late, and not eating much, and I guess it’s causing me to dream a lot. I feel like a jerkoff for writing this shit, but I’ve nothing really to say, and feel like writing…so…yeah…don’t read it. Won’t change the fact that this particular whatever seems kinda self-serving.
Whatshername offered to buy me a bus ticket to wherever I want to go. So I guess I’m giving serious consideration to taking her up on that. Just need to decide where to go. Temperature around here dropped considerably all sudden like two nights ago. Definitely been much cooler in the day, and damn near a chill in the air for the past two evenings.
Moon looks damn nice.
^Youth – Daughter^
Didn’t stay up last night tho. Tis now Friday. Was awoken by a frantic knocking at my door. My youngest son…letting me know that…
“the plumbers are here, and mom is on the phone.”
Strange that she didn’t call me, but at the same time, not very strange at all. So I hop up, start to get dressed, and MY phone rings.
Whatshername: The plumbers are there.
Cade: So I’ve been told.
Whatshername: They weren’t supposed to be there until noon.
Cade: I didn’t know that there were plumbers coming at all.
Whatshername: They are going to be checking the plumbing for a leak.
Whatshername: Your youngest is out there dealing with them now. They weren’t supposed to be there until noon, and they don’t need to be talking to a 14 year old.
Whatshername: Well, I just wanted to let you know that they are there.
Cade: He told me.
Whatshername: Well, I’ve left work and am on my way home, but I’m not going to be able to be there for at least a half an hour.
Whatshername: I’ll be there as soon as I can.
Certain tension(s)? I don’t understand them.
Sure...I do...but no...I don't.
However…answers? They are always coming. Like some galactic stutter…they are just waiting to come out…just takes a little patience and understanding. A shade of fortitude helps.
^The Chemical Brothers – Leave Home ( Koyaanisqatsi (1983) )^
So I wander out of my room to hunt down these mysterious plumbers that have suddenly appeared, and sure enough, there they were. They showed me what they had found, told me what they thought, and told me the plan from there. I told them that their find made sense, and that we had once lived in an apartment that had a similar problem. One of them asked me…
Plumber B: Do you know how to turn the hot water heater off?
Plumber B: Let me show you, since you probably want to keep it off unless someone needs to take a shower.
We wandered back to where the hot water heater is located, he opened the door, and I noticed that there is duct tape all over the door and door frame.
"Whatshername has been here."
I don’t blame her for her creative methods of whatever it is she was/is trying to do, but some are doozies. Anyway, he showed me how to turn it off, and warned me of which pipes to be wary of so as not to get burned.
Cade: Me and her were recently divorced, and I’m literally just about to leave in a coupla days, but I want to get as much info as I can to pass along to her.
Plumber B: Has there been any recent change(s) in the amount of the gas bill or water bill?
Cade: You know, now that you mention it, she did mention that there was an increase in the gas bill a few months ago…but she said that her sister’s gas bill also went up at the same time, so I didn’t think much of it.
Plumber B: What about the water bill?
Cade: I wouldn’t know.
I thanked him, and we both wandered out back were Plumber A was using a long steel rod to probe the ground for soft-spots in the soil.
^Foetus – Slung^
I must say, I was shocked at just how deep he was able to run that rod into the ground. Even tho we’ve had a lot of rain this year, we have very hard ground here…black clay. Digging into it without machinery is damn near an exercise in futility, and yet, he was able to plunge this thin steel rod into the ground several feet with relative ease.
Thinking about it now…the entire roof on this house was just recently replaced…like, right at 2 years ago I think. I got to looking at the ground, the foundation, the brick paths/bricks that make it up, the brick steps up to the back door, I started thinking about all of the cracks that I’ve pointed out to her in both the foundation and the frame of the house.
Plumber A: Is there any plumbing or water fixtures in the garage?
Cade: No. Just electric.
So it appears, that there is a hot water pipe leak under the foundation. They’ll bring in a listening device, pump air through the system, then track the location of the leak…pretty clever. If they need, they’ll also bring in heat sensors to place on the floor and see if they can get a better idea as to the locale, because where the soil is softening, is nowhere near a hot-water line.
This is rather perplexing. It does have me to thinking about sinkholes tho. Maybe that’s why that one Crepe Myrtle tree out front has started standing up so straight this year. It’s roots are being pulled due to the softening of the soil from the leak. That means, this pipe has prolly been leaking for some time.
^Jay Lumen – The Line (Original Mix) – Noir Music^
Younger Son: Dad…mom says she needs to talk to you RIGHT NOW!
The plumbers were just about to leave, said they needed to contact the owner of the house/our landlord, and that everything would be handled and scheduled through them.
Whatshername: Do NOT tell them you are living there.
Whatshername: They DO NOT need to know you are living there. Do not tell them ANYTHING personal…they don’t need to know.
At this point, it became clear that she had been on the phone with my son, he had her on speaker, and she had been listening to the conversation(s).
Whatshername: You aren’t supposed to be there.
Whatshername: Just…you aren’t supposed to be there. I’ll explain it later. Just don’t tell them ANYTHING about our personal lives.
Jesus Christ…all I could think about, was grabbing my fucking bag and backpack, and running. No idea what I’m running from…but it ain’t good…that’s for fucking sure.
^Hannah Wants & Chris Lorenzo – Rhymes^
All I can think about, is my son sitting there on the couch, completely lost, and no clue what to do.
The answers are coming.
Yeah…you are prolly thinking…
“what’s the big fucking deal?”
I’m with you. It’ll get solved. He did great through the process, and I’m sure, that were I not here, he coulda handled everything just fine. But there’s something else at work here. It primarily involves information exchange. Or lack thereof.
^Lemon Interupt – Dirty^
As I continue writing this nonsense, Whatshername has since arrived home. She felt the need to recap everything that I already knew, and I’ve learned not to interrupt, or at least keep them to a minimum.
Whatshername: They are going to need to dig under the foundation.
Cade: I was here. They told me. I was here. They gave me the full skinny to pass along to you.
Whatshername: Did they tell you how long it was going to take?
Cade: A half-day to a day.
Whatshername: That’s what they told me too.
Cade: I know…I was standing there when you were talking to them on the phone.
Whatshername: You were?
Cade: Yes. You were on speakerphone. Look, the first time you called me, you implied that I needed to go out there and deal with them, so I did.
Whatshername: I appreciate that…but…
She’s a wreck…no doubting that. Each time I talked with her on the phone, I could tell that she was furious that they showed up early. She told them as much while she was talking to them on the phone. She even mentioned that she works in a basement where there is no cell service, and didn’t get their message until she left work. Plumber B, who was talking to her on the phone, mentioned that they had a cancellation, and as such, they were early.
^The Prodigy – Funky Shit Perplex Version^
Whatshername: I took you off the lease when I renewed it.
Whatshername: We aren’t allowed to have visitors for more than 14 days without approval from the owner.
So yeah...seek, and ye shall find.
Not that I was looking for any of that shit. Then again, I didn’t expect to be here at all. Things just keep developing that keep me around, as I am occasionally useful for certain things. But keeping me in the dark because you are working some kookie side-deals? You are trying to stand on your own…I get it.
Jesus Christ…we all need help. Especially when we need it. And we know better than anyone when we need it. When a committee must now decide just how needy your needs are, yeah…shit is gonna get sideways. Their objective is to say “no”. If they can’t say “no” to your request, then they fucking FIND a way to say “no”.
Trust...is NEVER on the table.
We’re talking about machinery…and clockworks…and processes…and rules…and guidelines…not people.
People are incidental and even inconsequential.
^Sasha – Rooms^
Just thinking that as long as needy is trumped by neediest, needy will always become neediest at some point. Or…they’ll die, and there will no longer be a need to need.
Speaking of…Kellie of “Kellie In The Raw”…it appears that her daughter was hit by a car recently.
Some good thoughts her and her family's way prolly couldn't hurt.
Prolly some people down Houston and S. Texas way that could prolly use some good thoughts as well.
^Din Daa Daa (Original 12″ Version) – George Kranz | 80s Dance Music | 80s Club Music | 80s Club Mix^
Sooooo....here we go.
I’m sitting in a house that has a mushy swamp under its foundation, a cracked or broken pipe somewhere, and I now feel the need to go point out to Whatshername that the owner of this house is gonna be a primary player in this. I get the feeling that she forgets that.
That said, I have no problem with her taking me off the lease, I expected to be gone by now. That does have me thinking a bit about those brand new roads that they just put in. Lotta weight and weight changes in a relatively short period of time. Lotta vibration and resonance changes, ESPECIALLY when you consider the number of trees that were cut down to facilitate the construction of these roads.
I’m not suggesting that this construction caused this pipe problem, but it could certainly be a factor. We are dealing in aggregate afterall. Yeah…lots of places, dealing in aggregate(s) AND singular(s). So yeah…I get the feeling that Newtonian laws are equally applicable in many areas that we’ve never fathomed.
^M83 – Wait (Kygo Remix)^
I guess the more that we tinker with the tiny, for the sake of the huge, we are going to see more and more shit like this. All kinds of crazy shit that makes no fucking sense at all.
Q: Why would it?
You gonna start deploying sensors here, there and every fucking where?
Gonna start aggregating information so you can make a better informed decision and/or better decisions?
To what end?
Are you forgetting something?
Are you forgetting several things?
^Armin van Buuren ft. Susana – Shivers (Original Mix)^
Leaks, leaks, fractures, and leaks.
That makes me think of that movie I just watched, City of Embers. It had Martin Landau in it, and he played the role of a pipeworks worker. At one point, he mentioned that the water system was in such a state of disrepair, and it had been so long since they had any new pipe, that the tape used to seal leaks was longer than the pipe system itself.
So yeah...pressure(s) + time(s) over time = leaks.
Now that you have read the previous sentence, you may feel free to get specific at this point.
It’ll help make your case.
Need any help?
^The Raveonettes “Love in a Trashcan” Music Video^
I’m sure you’ve got your tried and true steadfast methods, that work time and again and haven’t failed you yet.
Well…cept for the ones that you give me. And they look different from this angle. Especially when they serve you and not me or vice versa. How can I feel safe in saying such a thing? Welp, really, I don’t feel safe in saying it. But there is some consolation in knowing, that if I am involved…there is a reason. I was involved long before I showed up on your radar, and I’ll likely be involved long after I disappear from your radar. What does that mean? I dunno. But I will.
^deftones – elite (08/21/09)^
WOAH!! A last minute question from The Whatever However Hotline!!!
Q: Cade…who are you talking to?
Cade: I dunno. Who do you want me to be talking to? Who should I be talking to? So yeah…I dunno. Don’t care either.
Sorry, was just interrupted by Whatshername coming to ask me how to turn the hot water back on. Showed her where the valve was, and explained to her, that when the valve handle is parallel to the pipe…it means the water is flowing, and when the valve handle is perpendicular to the pipe…it means that the water is not flowing.
A big smile crept across her face, almost as if to say…
“so THAT’S how it works!!! Clever!!!”
Yep…people are actually and indeed…quite clever.
Ya’ll go have a good weekend or something.
^Crookers – Remedy (Feat. Miike Snow)^
^Paul Keeley – I can´t (stop)^
Enjoy the rest of your weekend, Dear Reader, and… Have a Song ❤