Missive From ‘Merica: Tits Up Timing…

I am expecting a missive from The Okie Devil, Dear Reader…

*/puffs out cheeks… Any sign yet, Clicky…*

*Oh okay…*

I don’t know when it will be here, or what will be in it, but whilst we’re waiting, let me take this opportunity to mention some weirdness that I’ve noticed about the recent Trump Administration’s ‘non-existent terrorist incidents’, as the MSM refer to them.  I posted about the first at MEROVEE


Three times, we’re informed, Kellyanne Conway has referred to the ‘Bowling Green massacre’…

Nonetheless, the Helena paper spawned a wave of studies seeking to replicate the finding. Research observing similar reductions followed in places such as Pueblo, Colorado; Bowling Green, Ohio; and Monroe County, Indiana.


Then an ‘incident’ in Sweden, mentioned at a Florida rally by the Prez himself…

In October 2012, the European Union’s commissioner for health and consumer policy, John Dalli, resigned, following an investigation by the European Anti-fraud Office (OLAF), into a complaint made by tobacco producer Swedish Match. OLAF found that an unnamed Maltese entrepreneur approached Swedish Match using his contacts with Mr. Dalli, seeking payments in exchange for influence over possible snus legislation. The new EU’s Tobacco Products Directive was expected to be appointed during autumn 2012.

And apparently White House Spokesman, Sean Spicer, referred to an Atlanta incident, when he meant to say ‘Orlando‘…

Anyhoo, if any more tobacco terror/ISIS coincidences crop up, I will of course mention them, Dear Reader…

Ah! Cade’s missive has finally arrived… Enjoy!


Before I end this particular post…

I figured it would be a good idea to first…start it.

That should give us a better idea of where we both ended and started…in that order.

Afterall…we always get to the end first.

No wonder we always seem to have trouble getting started.


(Translation: Let us begin, now, here.)

^deadmau5 – There might be coffee (Cover Art)^

Must be something wrong.

Let’s investigate.

^deadmau5 – Closer (Cover Art)^

So I gots me a package of papers delivered to me on Sunday. I immediately rolled them up with some Class A Marijuana inside…and smoked em.

Just kidding.

I took them into the backyard and set them alight, then smeared my body with the ashes once the fire got tired of reading them.

Just kidding.

I read the first page and cried. I then went out and bought copious amounts of Marijuana laced with turpentine and smoked it all. I’ve felt weird ever since. Prolly some kind of nasty chemical fertilizers used on that particular batch of pot or something. Fighting chemicals with chemicals is like…chemical warfare or something.

There outta be a law against that kind of shit.
^SKINNY PUPPY ‘VX Gas Attack’ TOO DARK PARK Backing Film excerpt (HQ Audio)^
Q: How many nipples do you have?
Q: How many auxiliary nipples do you have?

I have three auxiliary nipples. I am a man/male, so I assume that any nipples that I have should first be classified as “auxiliary” seeing as how the only time that I require them is upon encountering a freaky chick who likes to chew on dude nipples of the “mine” variety during sex. I have two auxiliary nipples. My auxiliary auxiliary nipple is actually a mole under my right arm along my rib cage where the external oblique muscles run down the lateral side of my oh so sexy body. Sexy, as-in, sexy for those who prefer abstract art. I like it. My body that as. I mean…I must like it I guess. I jerk-off almost incessantly…so yeah. Did I say that out-loud again.



May I see yours?

(Ladies Only/18++ Only)

Send pics to me@mywebsite.not
^Super Circle Plane | Flite Test^

So I got into a debate online today, with some asshole that is arguing that Donald Trump will be elected to a second term.


Not really. Meaning: Not really did I get into an argument with someone online today about Trump being elected to a second term. But somewhere in my travels over the last 24 hours, I did see mention of someone saying something to the effect of “I don’t know if I can handle 8 years of Trump as President.”

The dude just got elected/just got into office!!!

Have you ever thought…that maybe…just…MAYBE…the noise that The President and his administration is making, is SO FUCKING AMPLIFIED BY ALL OF THE BULLSHIT SURROUNDING IT…that…yeah…there are some problems there prolly.

I mean...WTF?!?!?

I saw a vid a coupla days ago where the student body counsel of some college was voting down a group of students from being able to form their own representational group on campus…all because they are “a conservative hate group.”

Gotta hate that kind of lack of representation.
What a world eh?
^No Mana – Fade^

Genetic Linkage
Chromosomal Crossover
Genetic Marker
Repulsion Theory

So…stopping right there and thinking about mixing and mixtures and concentrations with respect to…

A + B = X
Q: How do you know where nature “got it wrong” and where nature “got it right?”
A: ???¿¿¿

I mean really…you fucks can’t even get your nomenclatures correct with respect to correct/incorrect.

Q: Who is gonna be around to clean up your mess if you’re wrong?
A: ¿¿¿???
^No Mana – Metronomes for Pulsars^

What I am thinking about, is proportion and proportions …ONLY… with respect to “what is.”

It seems to me that there might be a fuckton of ignoring “what was” and “what will be” on some timelines that actually take the time in the now to include both and all.

That may not make sense to some. But think about it like this. It is my contention, that with respect to the present, and in this context of thinking, as long as discovery is profit-based…there’s gonna be some oversight oversights that are simply ignored.

EX: Does duplication = equal?

Q: For how long?
A: !!!

Yep…it matters. It’s gonna matter to someone somewhere at some time.

Does that matter to you?
It matters to me.
Does that matter to you?
^REZZ – Paranoid (Official Music Video)^

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Quantization (Signal Processing)
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Aliphatic Aldoxime Dehydratase
Substrate (Chemistry)
Aluminum Electrolytic Capacitor
Amine (Redirected from Aliphatic amine)
Biogenic Amine
Nitrogen Cycle
Bean Chips
Gas (Redirected from Gaseous)

As we can see…it appears that something called “Bean Chips” have been invented.

I can see these being a fucking HUGE hit at parties.

If you want all of your party guests to leave ASAP…may I recommend…

^REZZ – Voice In The Wall^

I finally broke down and “skimmed” the divorce papers package that was presented to me two days ago. There is not “a package” of divorce papers. It’s actually 3 separate packages of papers, that also contains a scary-assed cover letter, and an additional waiver form that I must sign in front of a notary. So yeah…using my standard home-brewed batch of mathematics…one(1) package that consists of five(5) parts. And of course, there are all of those documents contained within, that contain a formatting that contains a shitload of A’s, B’s and C’s…and a fuckton of 1’s and 2’s and 3’s…and makes you feel like some sort of robotic pestilential disease.

Hey! That rhymes. I guess I need to copyright that and make billions of mega-money-dollars.



Or something.

Reason = Reasons = Reason

Or not.

^BlackGummy – Incoming^

Got to see my future ex-mother-in-law the other day. We hugged. We talked. She’s nice.

^Hanayo – Joe Le Taxi^

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I get an erection when looking at photographs of the female nipple(s)/breast(s). I mean, not really…but yeah. I’m really not in the habit of looking up pictures of nipples…female or otherwise…but thanks to my current course(s) and/or path(s)…nipple pictures were/are on the menu…so to speak.

Next UP!!!
^Sneaker Pimps – 6 Underground – Official Video [HD]^

I can’t remember what I was gonna say here.

Srsly...I can't remember.

Honestly…there was something.

Truthfully…I forgots wut it wuz.

Really…I’m not lying.

Well…I might be lying.

Just a little bit tho.

^Lo Fidelity Allstars – Battleflag [High Quality]^

Roob mentioned something the other day regarding “length.” It was in response to one of her whatevers that she wrote, and I posted over at “my blog” over on Blogger.

Q: Is time really…relative?
A: Your time is prolly relative to you. That's prolly gonna make it relative to me and others, when and where it is.

Mystery = Solved! Next!

^The Revolting Cocks – Big Sexy Land^
Q: If you never get emotional, when doing what it is that you are doing, what is the point?
A: <No Answer Even Remotely Possible Here>

The above question is so impossibly difficult to even begin to try and answer…that yeah…you may already have that answer. Not that you should feel foolish or cheated and having the answer all along and not knowing it. Maybe think of it as sequences and sequencing in sequence. It’s what keeps things rolling.

We are capable of many and much.

Sometimes…not so many, and/or, not so much.

But it’s kinda relative.

Is it what cha need? Or what cha want?

Which matters? Both dummy. Just…not always at the same times.

I’m as stubborn of an asshole jackass as anyone.

I can and will…say things that are gonna piss you off something fierce.

Just…have a lot of things that I am thinking about, and a proportionate amount of things that I am trying to NOT think about.

I gots no answers.

But I’m willing to wear my mangled-assed fingers down to the nub searching for them.


Why not.

Someone’s gotta do it.
I appear to have the time.
Results = Atypical.



^Meat beat manifesto – Strap down (480p)^

Tommy: Let’s think about this for a sec, Ted. Why would somebody put a guarantee on a box? Hmmm, very interesting.
Ted Nelson, Customer: Go on, I’m listening.
Tommy: Here’s the way I see it, Ted. Guy puts a fancy guarantee on a box ’cause he wants you to feel all warm and toasty inside.
Ted Nelson, Customer: Yeah, makes a man feel good.
Tommy: ‘Course it does. Why shouldn’t it? Ya figure you put that little box under your pillow at night, the Guarantee Fairy might come by and leave a quarter, am I right, Ted?
[chuckles until he sees that Ted is not laughing]
Ted Nelson, Customer: [impatiently] What’s your point?
Tommy: The point is, how do you know the fairy isn’t a crazy glue sniffer? “Building model airplanes” says the little fairy; well, we’re not buying it. He sneaks into your house once, that’s all it takes. The next thing you know, there’s money missing off the dresser, and your daughter’s knocked up. I seen it a hundred times.
Ted Nelson, Customer: But why do they put a guarantee on the box?
Tommy: Because they know all they sold ya was a guaranteed piece of shit. That’s all it is, isn’t it? Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time. But for now, for your customer’s sake, for your daughter’s sake, ya might wanna think about buying a quality product from me.

Movie = Tommy Boy

Miss ya Chris. ❤

I know you ain’t really gone…

You just ain’t here.
But you are.
^Best moments: Matt Foley (Chris Farley) – Motivational speaker – SNL^

Gotta pay to play I guess.

Q: What is “fair market value” and “when?”

Oh yeah…also…for how long?

Meh…they’ll figure it out.

One way or another…someone will.

Faith…I have it.

I hope I do anyway.

^Yello – Goldrush I (1986)^
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Pineal Gland
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Orbit (Anatomy)
Orbital Resonance
Apsidal Precession
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So…it seems that the rain-forest will indeed be cut-down/destroyed…

…by the same assholes that supposedly were trying to save it.

^Yello – Cosmic Baby ↑ Dr. Van Steiner^
Q: When I give you the answer you want and/or are looking for…will you like me again?
A: ...

Not that you ever liked me or anything.

 Just askin.                                  Just sayin.

Still lookin.

Carry on.
^Opus III – It’s A Fine Day^
“Time began…when I say it began!” – God
Put that on a billboard or bumper-sticker.
^Nitzer ebb – Control i´m here^


^Yello – The Race, extended version (1988) [OWee’s 2012 video]^


*Blimey! Supernumerary nips, Clicky… Who’d have thought? Cade’s got it all…*

*/rolls eyes… Yeah… /shakes head… Just put the Song up…*


Missive From ‘Merica: Eroding Exploding… */shrugs*

Dear Reader, the LoL is pleased to present for you The Okie Devil’s latest missive. It is his 25th…

*So good, you named it twice, Clicky? …/winks…*

*/looks… Cade’s 25th missive? …/winks… Twenty five twenty five? No? …/squints…*

*Oh… /:D…*

*/rolls eyes…* Dear Reader, enjoy! ❤



Sometimes…sum of us do some shit that…just…turns out however it does.

^Top Craziest Things Found on the Internet! Tosh.O Edition^

Sometimes…sum of us do some shit that…just…turns out however it does.

Wait…I already said that.

I must have insanity problems.

^Electric Explosion compilation 2016 – Electric Arc power light vol 2^

Sometimes…insanity problems are insane.

Wait…I already said that.

Wait…did I already said that? Or did you say that?

I can't remember.

Someone has them some mental issue problems or something.

Prolly on steroids.

Lot's of em.

I mean really…when you think about it…who is NOT on steroids AMIRITE?!?!??>?

^Top 5 Powerful Transformer Explosions^

So…now that we have established that you are insane of the “complete and total” variety…let’s move on to more important stuff K?

Today is the 17th of February 2017 in my neck of the woods, and supposedly, Venus is supposedly gonna be it’s brightest tonight. But I looked up some shiznit on The Webranet regarding this phenomenon…and it appears that the appearance of appearances may or may not be correct, as Venus is supposed to be at “magnum glow” for the next few nights. But I’ve been watching the thing for months, and it’s been bright as FUCK for a while now…but the thing that interests ME…is how weird it has started to look. Lotta weird shapes and stuff around the planet as it transverses the sky over the course of the evening as The Earth/Terra starts it’s rocking part of rockin and rollin back towards spring here in the Northern Hemisphere…and towards fall in the Southern Hemisphere.

Venus brightness peaks next few evenings

As I was looking for info on Venus…this little nugget just plopped into my field of vision, or “FOV” as it’s called in the trades, and I thought…”hmmm…”hell-resistant? Now what in the flying motherfucking FUCK!!!…is NOT…”hell-resistant?”…since we are gonna now talk about this apparently?

NASA develops new hell-resistant electronics for a mission to Venus

I bet the kids in school are gonna fucking LOVE that shit.

^Oyster Dreamland | Pogo^


Q: What about “wheels within wheels?” Are they heavy?

A: ?¿?

Q: What about…when they come off? Are they still heavy?

A: ó¿ó

If you could choose between…

A: Being warned that you were about to get slapped and why.

B: Being slapped and then it was explained to you as to why after the slapping.

Q: Which would you choose?

A: ó¿ó

ME personally? I have to wonder how shit went from “whatever” to “slap” so fucking fast. Because now we are talking about rules and/or laws and punishment. Which means, that I have to learn, know, remember, and apply…all rules…at all times…forever. And I must do this, at all times, under all conditions and circumstances, in all situations…forever.


Send in the robots y0!
^Electric Explosion compilation 2016 – Electric Arc power light vol 3^

I guess it’s no fucking wonder that science and business is so fucking antsy to work themselves out of a job by automating anything and everything. I mean…watching these videos about infrastructure and all? I mean…yeah…who in the FUCK wants to maintain all that shit? What a fucking nightmare.

“If it ain’t broke…don’t fix it.”

I wonder if the above statement is still applicable to that Oroville Dam out in California?

^Pogo – Get Out…^

I have had a glimmer of awesomeness in my week. I’ve posted some of her videos before in my previous whatevers…but it appears that Luna Lee has been awarded a venue to perform in at Austin’s famous “South By Southwest” (SXSW) music festival. But she needs the cash. How fucking awesome would that be? This girl being able to play in, and cruise around, Stevie Ray Vaughan’s old stomping grounds.

You can check out her vids on YouTube.

Good stuff.

Great stuff…even.

^Send Luna to her SXSW showcase^

Now all we gotta do…is figure out how to get Pogo back into the United States so he can play SXSW someday.

^Pogo – Symphony #69^

I know, I know…you are prolly saying…


Ok…no problem. You go worry about “the important shit” while I try and clean up the rest of this mess…k? I mean really y0. Have you ever thought that maybe cleaning up some of “the small shit”…just…might help us out with cleaning up some of “the big shit?” I mean hell…maybe all “the big shit” really is? Just a whole bunch of small shit.

Makes sense to me anyway.

The more people that have more time to focus on helping others, instead of having to focus time on helping themselves? Yeah…quite the untapped workforce there. Not that I’m some kind of godless commie pinko, or some gun totin’ nigger hatin’ racist fascist godless commie pinko…or anything even remotely like that. It just occurs to me that maybe…erm…we all seem to be in the same boat. It’s a diverse boat sure. But, that’s the flava.

EX: See video below. Fucking awesomeness.

^POGO – One Mushroom Too Many (Music Video)^



In order to qualify for today’s random Wikipedia bullshit…you must be…HUMAN!!!
From today’s featured article…

Newton’s parakeet – an extinct species of parrot that was endemic to the Mascarene island of Rodrigues in the western Indian Ocean. Several of its features diverged from related species, indicating long-term isolation on Rodrigues and subsequent adaptation.


Welp…that didn’t work out so fucking very well on a NUMBER of levels did it?
Now if not sooner.


^Pogo | Go Out And Love Someone^

Let’s try this random Wikipedia – All Human Edition…on more fucking time. I’m gonna click the random link, until a human comes up GODDAMNIT!!! That fucking “Today’s Featured Article” threw me for a fucking loop. I was just gonna ignore it completely. But when I saw that…

Newton’s Parakeet = EXTINCT!!!

I was like…fuck this noise…I’m gonna bail on this shit.
But…me being the obstinate-jackass that I am…let’s try again…



International Confederation of Revolver Enthusiasts – an international community which promotes action shooting competitions with revolvers. ICORE was founded in 1991 by Mike and Sharon Higashi with a vision of revolver-only competitions where “even the most basic equipment could be used and still provide enjoyment and satisfaction.”



Mystery = SOLVED! Next!


How I Met Your Mother (season 4) – The fourth season of the American television comedy series How I Met Your Mother premiered on September 22, 2008 and concluded on May 18, 2009. It consisted of 24 episodes, each running approximately 22 minutes in length.


Next Mystery = NEXT! Next!


Blacktop Peak – a summit in Yosemite National Park, United States. With an elevation of 12,733 feet (3,881 m), Blacktop Peak is the 196th highest summit in the state of California. Blacktop Peak was likely named from its appearance.


I wonder if black people live there? California is weird.
Black Mystery = BLACK! Blaxt!


Yedian – a town in Mengyin County, Shandong, China.


That ain’t no fucking people. Just a place where people live.
Chinese Mystery = CHINESE BLACK MAGIC! Poof! UNSOLVED! Next! Quickly! Next!


Revere, Inc. – a privately held U.S. company that specializes in Enterprise Asset Management (EAM), Computerized Maintenance Management System (CMMS), and Shutdown and Turnaround Planning software.


THAT’s not a fucking people EITHER! Just a corporate scandal conspiracy where people go makes the fat monies so they can buys their blings!!!


Conus theodorei – a species of sea snail, a marine gastropod mollusk in the family Conidae, the cone snails, cone shells or cones. These snails are predatory and venomous. They are capable of “stinging” humans.


Those ain’t no goddamn people EITHER!!! Just a goddamn slimy slug that crawls around in whale poop looking for humans to sting!
French People = BEWARE! The More You Know!


Le Mémont – a commune in the Doubs department in the Bourgogne-Franche-Comté region in eastern France.


LOLZ!!! First snails…then some whatever in France.
What are the odds?


Gremersdorf-Buchholz – a municipality in the Vorpommern-Rügen district, in Mecklenburg-Vorpommern, Germany.


Warnung Geschmacksknospen der Erde!
Escargot ist grob!

(DISCLAIMER: Blame Google for any incorrect translations 

and or intentions...intentional or otherwise.)


So you may be asking yourself…”dude…what in the fuck was that ‘take zero’ bullshit?”

Hmmm...good question.

Q: How much shit do you like to be taken from you?

A: !!!ZONINKS!!! *¿* !!!ZONINKS!!!

As I suspected. We don’t like shit being taken away from us.

^Pogo Lost^

Have I ever mentioned that those apartments that we lived in for a coupla years seemed to have some major fucking issues with the infrastructure composing them AND surrounding them? Yeah…I had to ride my bicycle several miles to downtown to file a request for the city inspector(s) to come take a look at them, because they…erm…appear to have had some major issues.

Nevermind the wicked-assed storms that seemed to make the whole goddamn building we lived in rock and shake and wobble, even after the storms had long since passed.

And nevermind the severe soil erosion all around the complex inside and outside over the entire neighborhood that was/is build on the side of some hills with some pretty steep elevation changes.

And nevermind that there is a fucking elementary school that sits right on top of this mound of “prepared soil” that is eroding so fast, that groundwater is constantly seeping from the ground, and that there were several MAJOR water-main breaks/pipe leaks while we were there. But yeah. We moved outta there over a year and a half ago.

So we’re safe.

I still think about it quite a bit.

It eats at me.
^Walking On A Dream (Pogo edit)^

In apartments…where people are constantly moving in and moving out…

Q: What effect does that have on the building with respect to loads and loading and non-loads and unloading when people are moving in/moving out?

A: ?!?!?

Q: What about things like…oh…say…fire-sprinklers that are activated and drown certain 2nd and 1st story apartments that are below the 3rd floor apartment that was running for fucking HOURS?

A: SAY WUT?!?!?

Yeah…what affect does that have on like…the wood. Yeah…the interior wood that is covered by sheetrock that is then painted over…and over…and over…and over?

What about when the carpet is replaced?

Ever seen those “carpet stretchers” those guys use?

I wonder if that causes the plywood flooring to warp?

What about the tile/linoleum? Does that stuff have “sticky-stuff” on it that keeps it adhered to the floor?

What about…erm…the wiring?

Ever seen what GOBS of coaxial cable can do to a 2″ x 4″ stud over time?

Snap it like a toothpick.

Or…maybe just…warp the fuck out of it.

Q: I wonder if sheetrock…bends.

A: !!!???!!!
^Forget | Pogo^

Yep. No one wants to hear “the bad news”…and I don’t blame them. I don’t like hearing bad news. But when you literally see a concrete/cement roadway that is cracking so badly under the pressure of the moving soil around and underneath it…that you are able to see that one particular roadway is actually acting as a fucking battering-ram directly towards a low-lying area that contains a creek in which a shitload of storm drains and run-off runs into…and houses with real-live people living in them sits right…fucking…on top of that area? Yeah…it’s scary shit. But no one wants to listen. No one wants to help. I got the run-around from various city departments, then finally wound up at the department where the engineers who inspect apartments in that city were. I took them a list of shit that concerned me and filed a report/request to have the buildings re-inspected, then went to the records department and requested the previous 3 inspections that had been done at those apartments. They promised me those records in 60 days or less.

I never received them.

I did all of this in February of 2015.

/me shrugs
^Pogo presents Toyz Noize^

On the upside…the week that we were moving? Which was like July of 2015? Yeah…I saw a group of 4 people walking around the parking lot in suits/dresses. It was the building management company’s ownership and the building manager. I immediately assumed that someone had gotten the message…put on my shoes, and went down and asked them if the were looking at the way the buildings/infrastructure was shifting. They were a little “tight-lipped” about exactly what they were doing, but I attempted to point out of a few of the “glaring issues”…like the massive cracks in the concrete roadway and the leaning perimeter-fence. They were dismissive, thanked me for taking the time, and I went on my way.

Out particular building is/was a 3-story building at the bottom of the hill at the east-end of the complex.

3-story building.

12 apartments.

12 families.

12 stories.

I could tell you stories.

Wobbly ones.


Nevermind all of the buildings and houses around that area.

OH! Did I mention that they had just done a shitload of work installing a miles-long walking trail to the west of us? Yeah, there’s a pond over there just to the north of the elementary school. And they just put a new bridge in to the north of that, and have done a shitload of highway work. Some huge creeks around that area, and they always flood when it rains. They did a lot of work on the water drainage in that area as well. I huge sloppy assed reservoir that feeds from The Trinity River just to the east of that. And when I say sloppy…I mean sloppy. The lake is actually pretty shallow, and the muddy assed bottom of the lake is prolly deeper than the lake itself.

Black Clay….Turns Grey…When Wet.

^Digitalism – Blitz^

I see all kinds of stuff.

Is it my fault that I have this ability?

Or your fault that you don’t.

We can learn all kinds of stuff when we want to.

And yes…there is all kinds of unpleasant stuff that we must sometimes wade through in order to find what we are looking for. Sometimes…we have to straddle the line. But that tends to be perspective.

What does that mean exactly?

Welp…I’ve often said that an innocent person can walk to the gallows guilt free.

You can accuse me, or anyone else for that matter…of anything you want. That doesn’t make it true.

Not even for you.
^Digitalism – The Pulse^

I only know that we are here…and it is now.

We do what we do…the best we can…and the future should care of itself just fine.

I mean afterall…isn’t that kinda the point?

A chance?



I dunno.

I gots no answers.

I just work here.

The Unseen Synchro.

Or something.
^Holy Fuck – The Pulse^

Think of the children y0!
^MGMT – Kids^

Now fuck the fuck off and go have a good weekend you worthless sacks of sitt!

(not a typo).
^Animal Collective – Summertime Clothes (Official Video) (2009)^


^Animal Collective – My Girls (2009)^


*/sits back… Done! …/sparks up… We should do as he suggests and enjoy the weekend, Clicky… /blows smoke… How about a Song? …/deep drag…*

*/clicks fingers…*


Q Sixy Thang

There follows, Dear Reader, a short information film on a particular British quirk…

Ironically, there are only five people shown to be queuing in the film, when in fact new research from the UCL has discovered the importance of six…


Illustrated by the BBC with cropped snapshot of more than six people queuing, but we’ll let that pass…

People will wait for six minutes in a queue before giving up and are unlikely to join a line of more than six people, researchers at the University College London found.

Six is also the magic number when it comes to spacing – gaps of fewer than six inches between people can spark anxiety or stress.

*Trust you to spot that, Clicky…*

*/rolls eyes…*

Funnily enough, if you look up the word ‘queue’ you will also find a beast…

queue (n.)late 15c., “band attached to a letter with seals dangling on the free end,” from French queue “a tail,” from Old French cue, coe “tail” (12c., also “penis”), from Latin coda (dialectal variant or alternative form of cauda) “tail,” of unknown origin. Also in literal use in 16c. English, “tail of a beast,” especially in heraldry. The Middle English metaphoric extension to “line of dancers” (c. 1500) led to extended sense of “line of people, etc.” (1837). Also used 18c. in sense of “braid of hair hanging down behind” (first attested 1748).

*Good point, Clicky…*

Having recently touched on Winston Churchill and rationing, I was interested to see the following attribution under ‘queue’…

Churchill is said to have coined Queuetopia (1950), to describe Britain under Labour or Socialist rule.


In the late 1940s the Conservative Party exploited and incited growing public anger at rationing, scarcity, controls, austerity and government bureaucracy. They used the dissatisfaction with the socialistic and egalitarian policies of the Labour Party to rally middle-class supporters and build a political comeback that won the 1951 general election. Their appeal was especially effective to housewives, who faced more difficult shopping conditions after the war than during it.

I wonder if it took a World War, followed by continued food scarcity to fully ingrain the importance of queuing into the British psyche?

Who knows, Dear Reader… Have a Song 😉

Missive from ‘Merica: Chocs Away Chaps…

Dear Reader, it is Valentine’s Day and I have not received any chocs, flowers, cards or bouquets of balloons… */thinks…* Thoughtful Man did bring me a warm sausage roll, which I wolfed down double-quick as he drove me home from work this afternoon. He never lets anyone eat in his cab…

*Yes, Clicky, feeling kinda special…*

*/squints… Clicky… /picks up brick… You, too, can have a special ‘ed, you know… *


*Then behave assistant o’ mine… /puts down brick… Look hear, we’ve have a missive from Cade to prepare for Dear Reader…*

*/:D… Yes, I think it will…*


I wonder what kind of monitors spacecraft have on the outside of the spacecraft for sampling/monitoring the outside environment? And I’m not talking monitoring the light and/or energy spectrum/bands 100 to 100,000 to 100,000,000 miles or further away…I’m talking right outside the spacecraft.

^DJ S.K.T – Take Me Away (Ft. Rae)^

So what choo up to today? I found some funny assed videos of some dude “trolling” in Microsoft’s Flight Simulator online, and recording the shenanigans. He’s funny as shit. Sharp wit, just rolling with the whathaveyou. You can tell that he’s “teaching” in his own way, but also trying to make it fun. His joining “a military aircraft only” server, and methods for continually getting kicked from the server for “failing to comply”…are…interesting. (that clip is in the first video below…FYI)

^Trolling a “MILITARY AIRCRAFT ONLY” Session – Flight Simulator X (Multiplayer)^
^GLIDER Pilot Declares EMERGENCY! (Trolling in Flight Sim X Multiplayer)^
^Trolling a FAN in Flight Sim X! (Multiplayer F-18 Intercept)^

Don’t tell me what cannot be done…tell me what needs to be done.

You can tell me what a piss-poor job I did…comparatively to others, when it’s all over with.

Buncha Private Pilots landing an Airbus A-320 in a full-motion simulator…and fucking NAILING the landings.

BOOYAH!!! and BooM Baby!!!
^Private Pilots Attempt to Land an AIRLINER (Airbus A320 Full-Motion Simulator)^
So what's all this about, Cade? 

Welp…did some more thinking on Nitrogen last night. This “inert” gas. Thanks to some prodding by RooBeeDoo via a Twitter conversation…I had a quasi-meltdown with respect to some of the shit that I am, and have been, thinking about with respect to pressure and pressures of gasses over time over times AND over times over times.

What does that mean? 

Welp…take an average commercial flight from A to B. Out of respect to Rob Stewart. we’ll take this particular flight from St. Maarten to somewhere in the continental U.S. of A., since thinking about it now…some of the flight, will be over water, and some will be over land…which will get us to maybe some convective type(s) of thoughts with respect to moisture and moisture contents of the air in and around the aircraft, and maybe even moisture contents in and outside of the passengers on-board the aircraft. We do, afterall, inhale and exhale moisture(s). So yeah…

one last thing to think about…


pressure and pressures in those ethereal realms of…


So yeah…


Vertically and Horizontally…

in all kinds of fluids and liquids…



So yeah…

energy and energies.

That in-flight meal prolly just went from shitty looking, to awesome looking, to shitty looking, all in about 0 pico-seconds.


and spins…

and swing…

and swings.

I almost got killed in one of these once.

The Zlin 242-L.
^Zlin 242 aerobatics^

So what got me to thinking…is thinking about Depleted Uranium and spall. Especially as it relates to a nuclear detonation. So that means Strontium…which appears to go to straight into human bones…and then, just…stop. So yeah…X-Rays and Gamma Rays. But what about Beta Waves and/or Beta Rays?


Beta Waves – Mind Valley Academy
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(Hmmm…Cnoidal Wave(s)…where have I seen those recently?)

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Speaking of…let’s take a break eh? Not that I’m banging the/a drum for a break.


See what I did there? I overshot. Or undershot. Depending on your perspective(s) and motive(s).


Bloops! I did it again!

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^Paul Keeley – I can´t (stop)^

/best 60's robotic voice


Q: How does the existence of life beyond Earth/Terra and/ir Extra-Terrestrial Life…prove the non-extistence of God/gods/the gods and shit like that?

A: ???

I was just talking to my oldest son, to ask his permission to use his equation in its totality, so that I might better be able to explain mine. We talked for over an hour, and I did my best to explain some things that I have been working on for the last 3/4 years and how that related to his equation. Just a few minutes in, he made the following two statements…

“Did you have a ‘Will Hunting” moment or something?”

“Have you figured out time-travel?”

I laughed at both of course, but tried to explain to him how his equation and my applications of his equation helped me to arrive at mine, which helped explain some missing pieces in my mind about everything from how to more-successfully plan a vacation or goal of any kind, to help better explain curved space and spaces, to help me understand “my” element that I have always called “Gravite.” That is what spawned him asking me…

Q: “Dad? Have you discover time-travel?”

A: No. But yes.

But…think more of time,

and maybe a better explanation

of what it is.

I then showed him how to extrude his equation into a 3-dimensional space, and then add the 4th-dimension of time. I tried to go into the “4 dimensions of time in a 3-dimensional space”…but his eyes boggled so I backed off on that a bit, and showed him how to think a little differently about “operators” with respect to “symbols”…especially in a 3/4 dimensional space.

EX: A circle, like in his equation, that is divided horizontally AND vertically into 4 equal pieces.

Now…take that circle, and rotate it 45° in either direction.

+ becomes x

I stayed away from 0, but I did show him “my” equation of ∞ = -1 + 0 + 1 = ∞…and told him that without his equation, I never would have come up with mine. Anyway, I explained my intentions in using his, and he said…cool. So…yeah, and stuff.

^OK Go – The Writing’s On the Wall – Official Video^

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Admittedly, I’ve been trying to go easy on the “Wavy Walls” because I know that they are/can be, a real pain in the ass to edit. However, I…erm…just needed to…stretch my legs a bit. Speaking of which…one of the topics of conversation-ish sorta…was passengers on long commercial airline flights who sit for long periods of time without getting up and “stretching their legs”…who wind up dying. The culprit…is usually diagnosed as Deep-Vein Thrombosis or DVT. I sat on on airplane once, for 10.5 hours straight, never got up once, and I didn’t die. Maybe there is something more to this. Like for example…

Mystery = "?"! Continue?

…meaning…yeah…there’s more to this. Much more.

Q: Duh?

A: Duh.

I mean…some of us sit at desks for hours on end day after day.


I guess what I think about quite a bit, is these large commercial aircraft that use Nitrogen to inflate their tires because it’s an inert gas that doesn’t condense like regular air, nor is it prone to building up moisture in the tires because of this. Plus, Nitrogen does not contribute to the promotion of fire in the event of a fire. But what I think about with respect to Nitrogen, is the spin and spins of tires that go from stop to real fucking fast at varying rates depending on whether the aircraft is taking off or landing.

It’s slower to spin up on take-off, and more rapid to stop after the aircraft takes off…then…it’s more rapid to spin up on landing, and slower to stop after the aircraft lands.

I dunno. I just see some wobble and orbital changes possible there due to the proximity of nitrogen to “less-breathable” metals and materials, and these metals and materials tend to be VERY fucking flammable once ignited.

EX: Titanium, Aluminum, Magnesium, Magnalium.

Plus…even when not ignited, these areas get EXTREMELY hot on landing. Nevermind the high-pressure systems that surround the landing gear assemblies and stowage areas for gear-retraction in-flight. Usually, unpressurized or less-pressurized compartments of the fuselage. I think about the fuel manifolds sometimes too as they tend to run here there and everywhere in aircraft.

Q: What about electrical wiring? Is that under pressure(s)?

A: ???

Those can be some goddamn big bundles that are manufactured so those sections can be replaced since there is miles of wiring in these aircraft.

Q: What about the avionics bays?

A: ?¿?¿?¿

Q: What about radar on other high energy systems?

A: ?¿?¿

Q: Are there really TVs in every fucking seat these days?

A: ??¿?¿?¿??

Q: How much power does THAT require?

A: ¿¿?¿?¿?¿¿

I think quite a bit about TWA Flight 800. But I still have Delta Flight 191 and American Airlines Flight 191…so…yeah.

^Simian Mobile Disco – Audacity of Huge^

So whatshername just got back from her attorney. I’m back on that side of town…btw. But yeah, she didn’t actually have the papers. Her attorney had to file them with the court and get a case number, so it’s gonna be tomorrow…or something. I only have to sign some waiver that says that I accept the terms as-is, then she and her attorney go to court alone sometime in the next 60-90 days. Some kind of “built-in” waiting period. Makes sense. She’ll be there alone.
I cried at that thought.

^Steve Aoki, Chris Lake & Tujamo – Boneless (Official Video)^

OH! And there’s that pesky MH370 that keeps me on my toes. Plus Qantas Flight 32. I think about that one quite a bit.

Which reminds me…I saw a billboard yesterday that read…


Le Yikes.

Talk about having a fucking monopoly on advertising. Someone is chasing Death© itself. I guess so anyway. Doesn’t seem to be a lot of heart in an advertisement like that. Trying to save people by scaring the living shit out of them. Smart move.

^Rabbit In The Moon – Subfusion^

Maybe somethink like…


Or something.

I dunno. Sounds like a shitty bumper sticker for a car.

^Omegatron – Rabbit In The Moon^

I guess I sometimes wonder how much Uranium and or Plutonium is created during a Hydrogen Bomb explosion/detonation.

Q: What about the “deflagration” portions of the reaction(s)?

A: ?

Q: What about these underground tests and testing? Do you really think they are gonna stop anytime soon?

A: ? ? ?

YouTube had a “Live Feed” on their main page today about some dam that is having issues out in California. I watched it for a while, and it got me to thinking about temperature and temperature changes with respect to pressure changes. I mean…are they monitoring the water temperatures around that dam as all that water flows out? It seems like there is going to be some shearing action kinds of force(s) changing as the water level(s) recede/lower, and then increase again as all of that new weather moves in later this week.

What about suspended groundwater below the lake itself? That’s a deep lake as I understand it. Is it possible that water is not only running over the dam, but under it? Won’t all of that water running out kinda…merge at some point? I don’t know what much about it (that lake/dam)…but based on the shots and the orientation, and the fact that we are just getting over the/a full moon, and the direction(s) that the water is coming out of that dam with respect to the orientation of the river, and all of that sudden weight change and changes over such a short period of time…isn’t it possible that that entire area could start to shift?

The dam and spillway itself seem to run north/northwest to south/southeast…but the lake itself is quasi-sorta north south. Thinking about the orientation of the Earth/Terra with respect to the Sun/Sol, and the fact that we are starting to wobble back towards spring/summer…won’t there be some shearing there as well? Maybe some bulge and sag type action? Rippling?

Are at least...possible? 

Maybe even some movement that is seismically detectable?

Couldn’t that cause some rapid temperature changes under all of that weight, that might actually cause the area to destabilize more? ESPECIALLY if you dumping tons of rocks to “shore-up” certain sections?

Just seems to me that adding fucktons of more weight, while removing fucktons of weight…might outta…wait. But I could be wrong.

Hopefully…it all works out well.

Srsly. ❤

I dunno. Just…thinkin out loud.

I have a lot a free time and tend not to watch or read the news anymore.

Prolly a lotta mud down there at the bottom of that lake.

Lotta sediment.

/me shrugs

^Rabbit In The Moon – “Mind Fuct” – Live at The Ultra Music Festival^


Have a good one.


^Depeche Mode – Home^

^Phillip Phillips – Home^


Here we are then at the end of another splendid Okie Devil missive, Dear Reader. And another Valentine’s Day, and I still haven’t received any chocs, flowers, cards or balloons, singular or bunch… */thinks…* Thoughtful Man did give me a packet of chocolate mini eggs from his secret stash, for dessert after my sav and chip supper…

*You nose it, Clicky… /taps nose…*

Dear Reader… have a Song ❤


‘MIA’ – A Missive Mystery…

Yesterday Clicky posted The Okie Devil’s latest missive whilst I was otherwise engaged. It was very good of him do that…

*Oi! You’ll have your turn…*

However, it appears that in his haste to complete said posting before I got home, Clicky neglected to include a gif from Cade’s carefully prepared text. To wit, exhibit A…

*/stern expression… Take it out from behind your back, Clicky, and show it to Dear Reader… /flares nostrils… Come on…*



*That’s so Cade… /winsome smile…*

*For goodness sake, Clicky… /holds up hands… You completely changed the ending. What were you thinking?*

*I’ll say! You turned it from a gritty rendering of his thoughts and feelings into…*

*/sniffs… Well quite! …/blows nose… I’m pretty sure that wasn’t what he was going for… /lights up… I’ll have to apologise to him…*

*/squints… Oh, and that roaring fire you so thoughtfully lit?*

*Yeah, the library doesn’t have a fireplace, Clicky… /blows smoke…*

*…And some suspicious gaps have appeared on the shelves in the Religion/Politics section… /taps ash… Honestly Click, what to do… /wrings hands…*

*NO! Jesus fuck! …/stubs out butt… I’ll just have to replace with some new stuff… /sigh… Okay, I’m off to apologise to Cade… /pulls on helmet…*


*I’ll smooth it out… /cocks head… Well? …/waits… Song?*


Missive from ‘Merica: Just A Little Bit… */Rawr…*







   …of like


Or some shit like that.


shit is like…


^Crazy dangerous takeoff 767 in severe storm!!^

Q: If I am “supposed to have” an opinion, what makes that opinion mine?

A: ???

Lemme guess. Now that “we’ve” narrowed down that I am supposed to have an opinion, I am now going to be presented with a list of opinions to have regarding this opinion.

Am I even close on this one?

Do I even need to be here for this?

That pesky-assed word “negligible” keeps buzzing around in my crazy-assed head.

^Orbital – Belfast (Sasha Vs The Light Remix)^

So if someone asks me “do you hear voices”…how in the FUCKING FUCK am I supposed to answer that question? And also, why is this a YES/NO or MULTIPLE-CHOICE question instead of FILL-IN-THE-BLANK? Because I wanna know what voice(s) hear my answer.

Man…and people think that I’m a fucking lazy worthless scumbag.

Who comes up with this shit?
^All U Ever Want (Original Mix) – Deadmau5 & Billy Newton^

I shouldn’t have to tell you…that I personally do not wear underwear.
But I don’t…(wear underwear that is)…but it’s not something that I can explain.
It’s something that needs to be experienced first-hand, or just…something you have to see to believe.


…earlier tonight, I was running around in my underwear, and thought…

“Man…this would prolly make a lot more sense if I was actually wearing underwear.”

I know, I know…you are prolly thinking…

“Welp…we’ve all been there eh?”

See? We aren’t so different after all.

We're all naked on the inside.

So yeah, all that to say…


^Here’s Why Wings Don’t Fall Off Airplanes^

So it’s like 22:11 on Thursday night, which means that tomorrow is prolly gonna be Friday for most of the day. I started drinking pretty early this morning and passed out for a coupla hours this afternoon, then got up around 16:00 and bumbled around YouTube for a while looking for some new music. And now, I’m sitting here typing this bullshit and just decided to start drinking again.

Good thing she dumped my looser-ass eh?

I guess the fact that I’ve been left out of the entirety of the process, and am afforded no decisions whatsoever? Yeah…most people would prolly bust a spring. But I’ve kinda felt this way my entire life. At least with respect to situations like this. We seem to only be afforded the choices and or options that others allow us to have, depending on the situation.

For example, whatshername had repeatedly told me that she was in no way, shape or form going to pay for an attorney to get a divorce. Which said to me, that at some point, yeah…she’s gonna get an attorney, and file.

And yep…that’s what she has done. Not that it takes a rocket scientist to figure that out, but it’s not that simple.

I don’t mind “agreements” changing. What I do mind, is not being allowed to participate. If you are going to dictate terms just because “you have the upper-hand”…erm…when did this become a pissing contest?

Like she’s doing me a favor by getting an attorney herself, but then dictating that I cannot show up at court representing myself because her attorney fees will go up. Plus, her attorney is urging her to tell the court that I work somewhere making some minimum wage, just for child support purposes. Well…I don’t. I don’t have a job, and I refuse to go on disability. (Assuming I could even get it) But yeah, I’m pretty fucked up…so I could get it. But that would be like a death-sentence to me.

I’ve worked my ass off to try and get better. And I am better. Unfortunately, there is no “cure” for a fucked up work record…irrespective of the reason(s) for it.

I’m a 49 year old liability…
…and that’s not liable to change.

^Deadmau5 – Moar Ghosts ‘n Stuff (Ft. Rob Swire) [Vocal Mix] (1080p) || HD^

OK…there…I dumped…

Q: You feeling better now?


Anyway, it’ll all be over tomorrow. So yeah…I can kinda talk about some stuff now. Although, I wouldn’t count on me to say much more on the subject.

^(HD) Deadmau5 – Turning Point^

Remember that “if the glove don’t fit, you must acquit” business?

If the survey says you must omit

…you musta quit.

Or…you’re prolly about to.

I guess it’s who we quit and when and where and why and how that matters eh?

Not much there to think about.

You'll get over it.
^Secondcity – ‘I Wanna Feel’ (Official Video)^

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I sure as shit ain’t innocent in all of this bullshit. I’m an asshole. I’m short, sharp, ask direct questions, and I give direct answers. I mean…if you ask me a question, and don’t want to know my answer…

Q: Why ask?

A: Ironic eh?

Meh…it’ll all be over with soon.

I got that skiing trip to look forward to.

I mean, I won’t be there…but they will.

^Scissor Sisters – Let’s Have A Kiki – Instructional Video^


LOL!!! The following video? The song was pretty cool, but then…I started watching the video. ROFL. People are idiots. I’m gonna have nightmares forever now.

^Duck Sauce – Big Bad Wolf (Official Music Video)^

So I broke down and put some underwear on, and started running around…and thinking…

“MAN! This would prolly make more sense if I was actually running around!”

And speaking of…yeah…to my knowledge…there was no “running around” that was going on in mine and whatshername’s marriage. I never did. I was shocked that she ever wanted anything to do with me. I mean…how in the FUCK does an ugly motherfucker like me ever get laid in the first place. “Personality” is how it has been described to me. Apparently, I have “a charming one, with a “rare” honesty and direct straightforwardness.” O RLY?!?!? You mean…the same one that is sometimes described as “a really bad attitude on an asshole that is mean as FUCK?”

Yeah…honesty will get you killed. EX:

Q1: Does this dress make my ass look big?
A1: No. But your ass makes that dress look small.
Q1: Does this dress make my ass look big?
A2: No. It just doesn’t hide your natural dimensions as well as some of your other clothing choices.

I mean…what the fuck kinda question is that?

Don’t use me as your lightning rod. Or do. Whatevz. I just work here.

^R3hab & NERVO & Ummet Ozcan – Revolution (Official Music Video)^

AH!!! A question via the Whatever However Hotline!!!

Q: So Cade, why weren’t you trying to save your marriage instead of trying to save the world?

A: GREAT QUESTION!!! I dunno. What do you think? I mean like, what do you think I should have done? I mean like…specifically. We can’t go back, ‘cept maybe for like…a visit or something. So yeah…what would you suggest that I have done differently? And speaking of which…why don’t you focus on saving your own whatever instead of telling me how to save my own whatever….K?

I’m sorry…that prolly sounded kinda…shitty…eh?

I only get one vote of two with respect to decision-making. And if mine differs from hers, or hers differs from mine? Yeah…there’s a good chance that someone is about to get nullified. Suddenly…everything is compromise. But…that’s OK. I went into this whathaveyou under that assumption. A partnership. Meh….we only get one life. That includes her and hers. There’s always gonna be winners and losers. I prefer to lose. It’s how I win. It’s hard to explain. But I dunno. Maybe you understand that concept better than you think you do.

^Karen Harding – Say Something^

I don’t think that it’s the good that makes the bad, nor the bad that makes the good.

It’s the whatever that makes the whatever, whatever it is.

^Krewella – Enjoy the Ride^

I can tell you this…that ski trip wouldn’t be happening were things to have transpired any differently up to this point.

Put that in your second-guessing pipe and smoke it.

^Better Off Alone^

Don’t “miss me”…I’ll be here always.

^Format:B – Chunky^

A special thanks to Roob for putting up with my bullshit, and encouraging me to keep writing.

^M83 – “Wait” (Official Video)^

…and miles to go before I sleep…

…and miles to go before I sleep…

Keep On Truckin’ World

^Avicii – Wake Me Up (Lyric Video)^
^Dirty Vegas – “Days Go By” (Original version)^



*Hello! I’m Home… /stamps feet… OMG it’s fucking cold out there! …/shrugs off coat… Thanks Clicky! …/pats snout… Oh it’s warm in here… /chuckles… So, what mischief have you been up to whilst I was out there… /points… freezing my arse off?*

*Okay, slow down… /rubs hands over the library fire… Cade sent a missive? …/stops rubbing hands… You did WHAT?! …/looks up slowly… Clicky!! …/:O…*

*/Harumphs… Saved by the cute… /tuts… You really shouldn’t rely on the children to save your bacon… /squints… They get old… /sigh… Well then, I’d better go read the latest… If you’ve fucked it up, Clicky… /warms buttocks on library chair… Well go on then, assistant, go make us a cuppa… /lights up… *